When Your Drone Outsmarts Your Savage Gear Lures I used to think fishing was simple: rod, reel, and a prayer. Then I strapped a $1,200 drone to my Savage Gear tackle bag and discovered why fish file restraining orders against tech nerds.
The "Smart Fishing" Experiment Gone Wrong 1. Drone Bait Delivery Disaster Armed with savage gear soft lures and a GPS-enabled quadcopter, I planned to airdrop savage gear sandeel replacement tails directly onto bass nests. The drone’s 4K footage captured: • My savage gear trout 3d lure dangling like a disco ball • Fish scattering faster than sea fishing gear for sale on Black Friday • The drone beeping "Target Acquired" before nose-diving into the lake 2. Underwater Camera Humiliation I submerged a GoPro to film savage swimbaits in action. Instead, it recorded: • A catfish mocking my savage minnow lure technique • My savage salt jig getting stolen by a turtle • The screen flashing "Upgrade to Premium to see fish"
3. Fish Finder Betrayal My sonar app flagged a "Mega Strike" near savage gear skinny water. I cast my scheels ugly stik with sea fishing rigs for cod... and snagged a shopping cart. The drone footage went viral with #UnderwaterWalmart hashtags. Why Tech and Fish Don’t Mix 1. Fish Hate Innovation: ◦ My savage gear topwater lure with LED lights scared fish into writing Yelp reviews ◦ "1 star: Tacky human tech ruins dinner ambiance" 2. Gadget Overload: ◦ Between drone controls and my sea fishing rod and reel combo, I needed three extra arms ◦ Dropped the savage squish jig controller into the lake (RIP $300) 3. The Irony of "Smart" Gear: ◦ My savage lures swimbait auto-rigging feature tangled itself into modern art ◦ The sea fishing tackle box set with Bluetooth kept pairing with passing Teslas The Savage Solution After tech failed me, I ordered backup savage gear soft lures via savage gear shop online. The delivery drone dropped it perfectly... into my neighbor’s koi pond. The koi now wear savage gear seatrout as hats. Moral: Fish lived 400 million years without Wi-Fi. Maybe we should try it.